The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.
I asked our security specialist, “How did the hackers get away?” Miffed, he shrugged and answered, “No idea. They ransomware.”
Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.
What did Silver say when it saw Gold walking across the street? Au!
After it was determined that dogs could not transmit COVID-19 to humans, the world health organization deemed that all companion pets could be let out of quarantine We really should have seen this coming, they told us WHO let the dogs out for years
My neighbor’s yard is so vibrant and colorful. Good thing I switched his weed killer to MiracleGro.
Found a weird .exe file on your computer? Beware! Could be a set up.
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!