The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Microsoft hires regardless of race, religion, or sexual orientation. It's a very PC work environment.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
A manager of a food mart comes home after a long day of work. \*conversation at dinner\*Manager's wife: I've been wondering how you deal with all the people refusing to wear masks. How?Manager: Well, I manage.
Trump's Staff picked their favorite instruments and the choice was unanimous Lyres, all of them
A dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.