The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I went to the liquor store today and I bought a bunch of bottles of wine. I’m getting ready to pay, and the cashier asked “you wanna box for those?” I looked at him and said “nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?”
I don’t know why people think Trump can’t make a deal... He makes a big deal out of everything.
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips.
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.