The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Got fired today because I fell for a scam asking me to wire a sizable amount of company money to a foreign bank account. If that hadn't been stupid enough, I also confused the foreign bank account with my own.
About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA EDIT: Wow this blew up!
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
I can make digital art and canvas art easily. But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.
2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark
For our silver wedding anniversary I got a map of the world, gave my wife a dart, and said we'd go wherever the dart lands! I'm happy to announce in october were going to spend a lovely 2 weeks by the fucking skirting board!
Executives at Monsanto have announced an initiative to genetically alter deer for increased movement speed. Those assholes will do anything to make a quick buck
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Women are like sand... fun to play with only when wet.
What do you say to an out of touch seamstress who refuses to modernize their operation? Ok Loomer
A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time? A ketchup