The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Do you know how you beat shrines in Zelda: Breath of the Wild? Trials and errors.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.