The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Recent cyber security breaches are discovered due to their rapid deployment. The hackers are always Russian.
Paige finishes writing her biology dissertation and hands it in to the lecturer the following day. He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing. "Where's your appendix page?""Easy", she says, and points to her lower abdomen.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.