The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft Bromine!
Bill Gates has often claimed how hard it is to give away 100 billion dollars. Then he discovered divorce.
It's almost summer! Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
Dating life If my relationship doesn't work out I want to be a suicide hotline doctor... I need a nice way to meet chicks with no strings attached.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
The Tortoise challenged the Hare The Tortoise said “race you home!”The Hare began sprinting. The Tortoise retracted into his shell.
A man gets himself a date and decides to surprise the girl with some flowers. He walks into a flower shop and the florist asks "Hey, what are you looking for, specifically?"The man says "To have sex"
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!