The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I was on the phone to a woman from the babestation channel. I said "Can you hide behind the couch?" Confused, she asked "Why?" I said "Because my wife is coming downstairs and I can't find the remote."
I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but.. I just wish they would make me a fresh plate.
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!