The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
I got a pop up ad for a locally owned Sean Connery roofing supply company It said, “shingles in your area”.
President Trump has refused to release the full report proving claims that Iran is developing a fighting force of flying dinosaurs. He’s released a version of the report but It’s been pterodacted
If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane... Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?
If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on... I would be crushed by dimes and have no idea why.
Did you know the Pope's favourite scent is Pope-pourri?
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?