The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal.. At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.
2020 is a unique leap year... It has 29 days in February.300 days in March.And 5 years in April.
a parking enforcement officer just cast a spell on me because I parked in a handicap spot illegally “you will be toad”
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.