The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.

Why is it called “The Mall” Because instead of going to one store, you’re going to “Them all”

I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

Senior Computer Security? Senior Computer Security?My memory is going Mildred, so I changed my password to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect”.

"Luigi, what was the name of that Schumer chick that no one likes?" "It's Amy, Mario."

Warning, English not my first language, so sorry if hard to understand The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor

I got one of those digital assistant things for Christmas, but I think it's defective It refuses to open the pod bay doors.

During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.

Where do elements work out? The oxygym