The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!