The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Can someone help me with my vegetable soup? I can’t seem to fit the wheelchair into the pot.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? (BPI) Because they're never ***right.***\- brought to you by the Bad Puns Initiative (BPI)
I asked the IT guy, How do you make a Motherboard? He said, I tell her about my job.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.