The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call a flat earther vampire A no-sphere-atu
You know how Santa Claus is different in each culture? In pirate culture he’s called shanty claus
I went to make a joke on the Para-Olympic's YouTube channel but the comments were disabled.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
My wife wanted to buy grain-free granola. I said, "That's nuts!"
I asked an employee at the bank if they had any specials or promotions on loans and she said "Yeah! Zero interest!" To which I responded, "Uhhhh, then can you maybe fuckin go find someone who's *interested* in helping me?"People can be so rude.
Every time someone is arrested for a crime in Florida, they have to write a long text file describing their motivations for the crime and how it was carried out, so the police can add it to their registry. Which is why all the stuff that happens in Florida seems so weird without the con-text.
My friend loves to talk about their new skin lotion. He just keeps rubbing it in.
Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.
Spent some cryptocurrency to take digital possession of an image of Gandalf killing the Balrog of Morgoth... My first non-fungible Tolkien.