The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.

When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.

I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.