The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Why did Rockstar choose to invest in a Harbour when diversifying their assets? Because their ports are always a disaster!
I asked our security specialist, “How did the hackers get away?” Miffed, he shrugged and answered, “No idea. They ransomware.”
What do you call a sheep thief? Steel wool.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I see Google Calendar is down I thought I'd never see the day
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.