The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.

Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”

A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…

If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.

Politicians, ISPs, Big Business, and foreign government agencies are all fighting for control over the internet, but who holds power over them all? Anyone sorting by new.

There's nothing in the Guinness Book about digital DJs. They don't hold any records.