The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
A jumper I got for my birthday kept picking up static electricity. So I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one.Free of charge
[sciency] two men walked walked into a bar, one ordered plain H2O and the other said ‘H2O too please’ Needless to say, the Second one died
I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge. It was the first known casual tea ofWar.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East It's titled A Kuwait Place
UK is a very generous country It is the largest supplier of Independence day to countries around the world.
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
When one door closes, another door opens. You are being ejected through the air lock.
Why couldn't the mail person delivery any envelopes? They were stationary.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Clothes, but no cigar.