The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'