The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.

What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.

I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!

“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.