The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
What's another name for an iPhone power cord? Apple juice.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
When I was in the library, I found a book entitled "How To Solve 50% Of Your Problems" So I bought 2 copies.
What does Robert Mueller like to drink? Just ice.
Got excited that I found a bottle in the beach with a message inside... Which read: You got no new messages.
What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.