The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated. She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, "oh, don't worry honey, this is just my new year's resolution"
There was a crow outside my window this morning that would not shut up. Turns out he way had too much CAAW-fee.
What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs? Peter Parkour
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
My wife's the only person I know that buys so much from Amazon that she needs two shopping carts.
In the 1950's people were worried about having their homes wire-tapped. People today are are saying, Hey wire-tap what will the weather be like tomorrow?
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.