The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.

I went to the liquor store today and I bought a bunch of bottles of wine. I’m getting ready to pay, and the cashier asked “you wanna box for those?” I looked at him and said “nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?”

I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.

I needed some change in my life So I decided to start a coin collection. I know it seems odd but it makes cents to me.

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Sir or Madam,Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.Sincerely,The Internet Provider

There's usually workers at supermarkets who temperature probe incoming deliveries It's to make sure the temperature is below the required level and the produce hasn't spoiled.They don't get paid for doing this, they just do it probe ono

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’

What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?