The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
My girlfriend and I just had an argument about posting our sextape, from start to finish online. Is it pronounced Jif (like peanutbutter) or Gif (like gift)?
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My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.