The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What size drum sticks does William Shakespeare use? 2B, or not 2B.
Picture this: a trumpet-like instrument made of ram’s horn that we blow at times of religious observance to commemorate our ancestors Are you with me shofar?
School report. My teacher gave us an assignment to tell her our idols and then say what we would do if they walked in our house. I got off easy because I said Stephen Hawking.
How the Portuguese language was invented?? A drunk Russian tried to speak Spanish.
Why didn't the coffee bean go to the Halloween part? It was grounded.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
I used to love hearing people make Mitch Hedberg jokes. I still do, but I used to too.
a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven? the dark knight rises.
Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon... One leans to the other and says "Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?"The other blond says "Obviously the moon. You can't see Florida."
There was a monk helping make breakfast for the monastery, and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.
Why does the ugly waitress work for tips? Because nobody wants to stick the whole thing in
What do you call a low budget circumcision? A rip-off