The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
My iPhone was stolen today... ...I hope the thief will face time.
Cemetery count How many dead people are in a cemetery?All of them
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once. Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.