The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
You can be your own secret santa! All you need is ambien and amazon.
We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars. All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!
I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me. It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
You’ve heard of television but have you heard of Askahearing?
I just got sent down to the stores for 10 metres of electrical wire, 6A rated, five cores (red, blue, yellow, black and earth). Weird flex, but OK.
What did the cross dresser do at Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary
My comrades were destroying the brick factory. I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."