The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.
Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.
How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.
How often should you put an orange slice in your beer? Once, in a Blue Moon.
Why does the cop's wife not allow him to turn the tv off? Because he shoots at it every time the screen turns black.
I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.