The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"? She probably gets royalties

You've heard the expression 'tit for tat'? Well I've got more than enough [tat](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/tat). Anyone know where to go to trade it in for my reward?^Edit: ^was ^not ^aware ^'tat' ^was ^a ^British ^term, ^sorry ^America

I heard the Mint stopped making coins... It just doesn’t make cents

I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life.

I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger

Why did the Queen go to the dentist? to protect her crown.

Was playing air drums to AC/DC the other day when I dropped my stick... ...had to switch to Def Leopard

There are some things I can't get a grip on. And that's why I stick to handles.

Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.

“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”