The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
Surfer saves shark by punching wife in New South Wales. Beg your pardon. Let me read that again...
Oi what do you reckon is a Nazis favorite shark? The Great White, mate.
I'm a bipolar Star Trek fan. I just went to the hospital to have my dilithium level checked.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.
Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state. Denial.
I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
Did you know I can fly on United Airlines from Los Angles to New York in just 60 seconds? I even called and asked how long it would take, she told me "just a minute"
The Good News: I landed a job at Dreamworks thanks to the Bumblr app's networking feature The Bad News: I'm working on the Bee Movie 2.