The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China. Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.

I was driving behind a BMW in which the driver was signalling all the turns ... If you own one and your license plate is CJKM6144, your car has been stolen!

Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur. Call it *Mulan Rouge*

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.

The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.

What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.

My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.

Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

I ate a green salad the last time I was on a plane It was my phyto-flight response

How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.

If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.