The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

I went to my local self defense gym and asked if I can take 2 classes today. They said no “You can taekwondo”

First, we bought toilet paper for a respiratory virus because we lack common sense. Now, we have a nationwide coin shortage, which means we lack common cents!

"It baffles me, that bacteria can thrive, even when being turned into cheese. It seems like a such a hostile environment! Then again... "Life finds a whey."

A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem. When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.

I asked my husband whether I’m the only one he’s been with He said yes, all the others were 9’s and 10’s.Send bail money.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.

Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.