The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
To become a minstrel I had to buy dozens of chests, hoping to get a an instrument from one of them. Fuck lute boxes.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Clothes, but no cigar.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I told a joke about a meat factory to my friends They thought it was well done.I randomly thought of this joke and considering it’s my cake day I thought I’d post it.
My young daughter is afraid of “the monsters” in her bedroom. So I switched them out for red bull.
Ever hear about the million-dollar plan to convert the top floor of The Shard into a restaurant? Man, the steaks were high on that one.
Which side of a leopard has more spots? The outside
I want to open a perfume store... I'd call it: "Common Scents."
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
Saw a man at the supermarket today who was saying the most nasty things while walking up and down the aisle, picking different kinds of breakfast-food off the shelves, shouting at the boxes and putting them back again. I asked the manager what his problem was. Turns out the guy's a cereal offender.
My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but returned it a week later. "This parrot hasn't spoke a single word." She complained."I haven't had a fucking chance to!" Replied the parrot.