The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Did you hear about the woman who got shot at the protest at the Capitol building? She flew to DC in Delta and came back in Spirit.
Given how much damage Trump is doing to the environment... his secret service code name is officially "Agent Orange".
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.