The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.