The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
I'll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”