The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
A famous serial killer made a music video of all of his killings but the drum track was lost and unable to be duplicated. I can’t believe he killed all of those people without any re-percussion.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.