The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
My friend works for the telephone company, repairing fiber optic cables. I've told him he should wear eye protection when working on lit cables, because the laser energy can cause permanent eye injury. He said he would look into it.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It's my new years resolution.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.