The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail? Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
Q: What do you call a talkative Trekkie? A: William Chatner!
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.