The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
It's Alzheimers day on thursday... It's Alzheimers day on thursday...
If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
What's the opposite of colonization? Coronization. Everybody stays the fuck at home.