The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Doctor: you should stop masturbating with cucumbers Patient: oh, read somewhere that it was safe to masturbate with cucumbersDoctor: no, it can really harm your dick

Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.

A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working. It made no damn scents.

Samuel L. Jackson is in a field surrounded by 100 rakes. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-FUCKING RAKES ON THIS MOTHER-FUCKING PLAIN!"

Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing. I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

I just found out that there are at least three different ways that temperature is measured I learned about it from my local K-F-C

Tech company mission statements be like We're a customer centric organization and we deliver the value of IOT, cloud, big data, blockchain, machine learning, and artificial intelligence by using design thinking to drive digital transformation for the connected enterprise.

Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'

What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?