The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
Are there any foods that start with 'th'? Thoup and thauthages
What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can't wait to squeeze you!
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?