The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call a white hat hacker from Pennsylvania? A penn tester
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb? Closed, question seems like off-topic
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.