The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces. Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:If you’re arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?
What did mr and mrs Cow name their calf who they sent away to be slaughtered? Little miss Steak.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What's the file extension of the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer intro? .rar