The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I tried to make Indian sourdough But that was a naan starter

I got really sick at the gate to my plane and a nearby doctor had to come over and check me out He gave me a terminal diagnosis.

Why Amazon bought Whole Foods Jeff Bezos: Alexa buy olives from Whole FoodsAlexa: Buying all of Whole FoodsJeff: No Olives... Meh I can afford it go ahead.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.

My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.