The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Went to the store to buy a Kinder Surprise, but they'd sold out... No bueno
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.