The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
Why was Hitler so surprised when he lost the war? Because he did Nazi it coming.
Why does Melania need to be on top when she and Trump have sex? Because Trump can only fuck up.
Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme It was his cryptonite.
I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business. Here's the Amazon link to it!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Why should you buy socks with holes in them? It's the only way to get your feet in.
Why couldn't the computer buy a new pair of jeans? It had spent all its cache.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'