The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
Why didn't the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
How do I get to the top of r/jokes? Piece of cake.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.