The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Everyday biology pun What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?photos-and-thesis
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)
When I was in college I went to a fortune teller and she told me that if I stay in school and get my degree I will be making a ridiculous amount of money Turns out she was right! Now I work as a crossing guard.
Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: What font is this?
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Gotta love the graphic designer for the PA license plate ...cuz the colors I associate the state with are blue, white, and yellow like the gorgeous beaches it has.
Steam hissing out from under his hood, a Walrus pulls his convertible into a service station... The service station attendant looks over and says "looks like you've blown a seal""No I haven't," says the Walrus, "I've just finished an ice-cream."
In chemistry class the experiment called for 36 grams of the 83rd element on the periodic table. I could see that the girl next to me had weighed out 42 grams. When I told her she was getting a bit heavy she said.... I should mind my own bismuth.
An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in "Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!""All of them?" he asks, putting down his rifle."No, only one."He starts cleaning the rifle again.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.