The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom. Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.
Did you hear that more bank robbers have been caught this year than any before in history... It seems the criminals are refusing to wear masks.
Where does Dracula keep his money? A blood bank.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.